Hey, Where The Hell Is Bill Simmons's Friday NFL Picks Column?

Where in the damn hell is the Friday NFL picks column? Just where the hell is it? Don't come at me with this Barnwell skunkweed oregano shit, man. The suspension is over, man, I need that good Simmons shit, the freshest NFL picks weed. I pay my mortgage on Simmons picks! Jesus fucking Christ where are the… » 10/17/14 7:27pm 10/17/14 7:27pm

Floyd Mayweather Is A Bad Sports Bettor, So Stop Writing About It

Every couple of months, serial woman beater and occasional boxer Floyd Mayweather takes to Instagram to pound his chest about winning a huge sports bet. His winning bets, often worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, are impressive to some. Well, they shouldn't be, because Floyd Mayweather is a bad sports bettor. » 10/08/14 11:50pm 10/08/14 11:50pm

A's-Royals Confused The Hell Out Of Gamblers

Last night's AL play-in game was the kind of protracted back-and-forth that makes a baseball game genuinely exciting. It also drives bettors nuts. Here are the implied winning percentages, which are modeled off of live betting on Betfair by Gambletron 2000. » 10/01/14 2:31pm 10/01/14 2:31pm

Colin Cowherd Is Killin' It With His NFL Picks This Season

Last year, I gave Colin Cowherd a bunch of shit for his lackluster NFL picks (which have since been scrubbed from ESPN.com). Well, this year he's doing better. Way better. And since I'm the type of stand up guy to point out both good and bad performances from people like Cowherd, I have to give credit where credit is… » 9/30/14 10:33am 9/30/14 10:33am